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you guys are lucky enough to have a dick and you're NOT having fun with it⁉️⁉️😨😨
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it's crazy when people care about my wellbeing omgggg you want my body and mind to be safe
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I know my mum did not js shame me into admitting I was reading mcr rpf...
#it was on wattpad an it was rlly funny okay#an i left my phone unlocked (face down but unlocked)#an ig my STUPID BROTHER!!!!!!!!!!!! checked it (bc he was gonna steal it lil shit)#an went thru 2 MY MUM an was like wow deadname u read sum interesting fanfic....#an THEN like HRS l8r#my mum shouts me down being like#heyyy#so who was the fanfic abt#LITERALLY ALMOST DIED#SHE KEPT ASKING AFTER I WAS LIKE NO I DONT WANNA TELL U BRUH#THREATENED 2 TAKE AWAY MY FONE???#SAID I MUST JS H8 HER AN NO TRUST HER???#like WHATT#srry i think its a lil embarrassing 2 tell my own mother i was reading frikey vamp wattpad fanfic ????? omg#she wonders y i dont tell her anythin bruh#u did not need 2 keep askin after like the 1st 10 no i dont wanna sayyy#IT WASNT EVEN GUD FANFIC BRUHHH💔💔#it wss written in like 2015 and made 0 sense broo wasnt even worth u pushin meeeeee#soo#this was my sunday afternoon#im never speaking 2 any1 ever again#but ig it culdda been worse#coz my mum @least doesnae ken who mcr ..r#he couldda found the beatles yaoi ive read#oh.........ok mayb it wasnt sooo bad...#mcr#rivers rambles <3
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Life would have been so much easier if people from my and alike countries knew what a quadrober is (my rant under this, I didn't want to jumpsacre someone with this full thing on their fyp)
I'm a furry and otherkin and I might like to wear stuff in which I can feel more close to my kintype BUT I DONT WALK ON ALL FOURTH FOR FUXK'S SAKE 😭😭😭 No I don't bark at people because I'm a therian, and just because I don't act the way you expect them to doesn't mean that I'm not one. This is just so dumb
Trying to explain to my friend that thinking you're an animal is called theriantropy but she shuts me with "then why do quadrobers think that they are animals" and "well some kid ran under a car thinking they were a deer" LIKE SHUT THE FUXK UP PLEASE HOW IS THAT RELEVANT 😭😭😭
Probably a reason why I won't feel comfortable stating the fact that I connect to being a dog to my friends and mutuals who are non-english speaking and will just look like a weird ass person to them instead of having them understand that I'm weird because I don't think I was meant to be a human hello?? "But you don't act like-" and you don't act like a stupid person but yet still you are one
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Work Song by Hozier is so ghostsoap
#‘no grave can hold my body down ill crawl home to her’#like whatt#‘she never asked me once abt the wrong i did’#come On#ghostsoap#call of duty#ghost x soap
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the most shameful moment of my life was last year when spotify wrapped came out and everyone else had at least like 40+ genres listened to and I only had 6
#LIKE WHATT#I RLLY WAS NOT DOING ANYTHING WAS I#BUT I CAN'T EVEN SAY ANYTHING I GOT TOP 0.1% OF LISTENERS.#FOR CAVETOWN!!!!!!#WHAT#I genuinely thought it would have been txt but ig not
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Ok I left miraculous ladybug for like 2 seconds
WTF JUST HAPPENED
(I just watched the  finale 💀)
#LIKE WHATT#I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT#WHAT DID I JUST WATCH#MLB#mlb fandom#mlb rant#miraculous ladybug
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hot take but pregnancy kink or wtv u call that shit absolutely icks me out like… what the fuck im not lactating in this story am i?!! Like no hatw to people who like it but its not for me like just thinking of a pregnancy bump scares me like it just PROTRUDES out of your stomach yk? 😭😭
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what does “raise your Vs up high” even mean.
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the fact that they havent been on tumblr for THREE FUCKING YEARS!!
butterfly Finn AU? hell yeah :DD
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its so funny cause i did a tarot read on myself last night and they said either someone new or a new opportunity is going to come your way tell me how an old costar messaged me out of the blue today on insta and wants to hangout before he heads back to new york
#like whatt#he was nice to talk to when i worked with him#granted he's been liking my stories and shit#but like we havent talked like that#but i see the effort unlike ole dude who ghosted me#im not looking to date rn tho#but wow im kinda happy for once :)#look at da magick im workin'
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"that two on one opportunity makes you feel so secure"
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MAN I came on this sight to say something and now I’ve forgotten what. Someone help me.
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bye his waist omg i came
chris’s birthmark looks like a lipstick mark. (my lipstick mark)
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Literally how do people expect me to declare myself a lesbian if all the "lesbians" my age ive met (except my ex) have ended up making out with guys etc.
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" I like sex a lot, just not with my husband"
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